In an all time event for the school, kids were stepping up; first time. The new cafeteria supporter has been pressed with a-charge-a-plenty, not limited to (yet inclusive): nasty snacks, gross greens, little-lates, and above all,
consistency. Nine students out of the alleged ten were deemed "gleaned out" with what the school had accomplished. The current portion provider, under the alias
Lunch-Lane, has had a a shadow of a doubt.
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| Lunch-Lane's self-appointed faculty. Are these goons in charge? |
With the current state of the school's work in compromise, Lunch-Lane execs have demonstrated no compassion (one fear too many to bear). Tomfoolery abrew in the kitchen, the quality of foodstuffs is completely indicative. Sophomore
Toanne Roal has had it up to here:
"When I enlisted on the class, I expected minimum rations, not even less! To think these greens and grains would keep me afloat, oh, I couldn't see it. Not here," questions Roal.
Other students continued in speculation. One popular theory abounds, with
Goette Hadsornve helming their project.
"Simply put,
we see it. Where do you think the members will be getting their provision? The class-room? Cafeteria? Guess again. With funds amassed, some say $13,000 in savings, these men will be up to the nose with treats. Where are there any for the meddling-class? I smell rat," shrieks Hadsornve.
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| Artists' depiction of the alleged feast. Imbalances clearly seen. |
Freshmen can't complain; they've never had it quite so good. Some are pleased, other share their mixed-motion, stance and all. Tuesday saw one of the schools biggest developments in pro-bough activism. Students, freshmen in specific, were up to their old tricks. They replaced their desires with deeds, and 82% of students were in their gracious grooms.
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| These boys, girl included, were glad. |
Not all is lost.
