Monday, February 20, 2012

Update: Vikings Stir Up Controversy

  Here we go, retreading it all again. Right when you least expect, they come in and call it home. Who else, you might ask, other than the [Niles] Vikings, Wolves' very own northbound competitor. Here they are again, causing what they like to call a little of their own, but all for what?
   It was high noon. I went with a couple of the guys to see the new flick, and to universal dismay, a Viking approach, blocked out the way. of course, they didn't last. However, they did make this day off a little less than what we hope to be, thanks to Vikes thinking they can get a little ahead of themselves. Let this be a message to all Vinkings: We won't want to see you, not now; never. The Westfield mall, contrary to popular belief, is not Vikings' domain. Westfield. Let it ring in a while. Good? Our wolves, our place.
Will this poison take over? Niles prays not.
    Way to soil the Niles day with your sick antics. Who are you to come on in? Not only have they been coming into the movies, but the Vikings have been showing up all over. Listen, has this ever occured to administration? Separate; not equal. Come on, these are Vikings. The only thing they'd know is how cry all day long, not to mention they could never get anywhere close to our basket greats (Juloie, we love you). The sooner we get closer to rebuking North-West integration, the best for all of us. Wolves won't have to see another ugly-mug Viking, and Vikings get spared the wrath of Wolve. As much as I never want a Vike to benefit, everyone wins.
  So, go to your next PTO, to request that  Niles reconsider pro-Viking legislation. This is outr territory, not to mention, Vikings...? In all seriousness, who are these guys? Get em out, soonest at best. lest you see Niles overrun buy Viking, but that should be minimal concern, given the results that so few were left...

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Breaking: Niles Rates Plummet

     In an exciting run of event, Valentine proves succesful. Niles abortions spiraled, however, more down and out-way than up. 2012 has proven successful in raising count. Administration comments: "Glad to see, what a way! Wolves this year have their eyes set, and fertility reaffirms our predictions. Just keep wolfing around, you're doing all right!" 

Artist interpretation of newest member of the wolfpack; Jamie Gedtberg
      Less aborted cubs makes for a greater pack! Wolve, we're glad to see student body up and counting. More loving and less shoving makes this one happy camper. More cubs to lead in future days! Proud of you all.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentines 2012: Predictions

  Niles is preparing for this year's one of the biggest celebration. What can you wolves say about Valentines years past? Top predictors warn that west is prone to hit it home, and Niles administers just want to wish all wolves a safe Valentines Way. Wolves, keen on what just makes it, are determined this year, and a whole new batch of students right in the making! Anything that helps the wolfpack grow out and live on is fine by me. To anyone opposed, hear this; there's strength in numbers. Anti-'Tines will be subject to strict Niles adjustment. let the pack have its way, the Niles way. It's your special day wolfpack, go out and rules need not apply. Nice to see more wolves around. Just keep focused on studies, too! So Niles participation to increase tenfold is no suprise. We're glad to see, we like it we love our way. Valentine was all about fun, and, wolfpack, we'd hate to see wolve passion run dry!
    Vikings, on the other hand, leave much to be. A quick glance in their direction and a wolf right away knows. The best Valentine they would conceive would be a joke. Compare the two: Wolves to Vikings (yeah, right...). Makes sense, doesn't it? No wonder theirs is at most only half of wolve student body totals. Vikings that nary know how to speak, let alone to each other.
   
     You guys' plans for Valentines? Hit up the wolfpack mailbag in the comments below. WE love to hear you! West of luck out there, my wolves and way.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Wolves to Host Annual

   Every time a wolf gets around, there's a number of things you can westpect. Niles has been known to house the best welfs, and this year will change that. Niles Group declares annual times, a cool new way to talk to fellow wolf members and keep the wolfpack closer than ever.
   Ever get a little out-way in the IRC? Come on, we're the wolvepack, not a bunch of low-life littles (Vikings, you know the drill). Ever want to just see west get and out, but never had the time? Thanks to the Wolf elder, have no fear. Niles new location across the IRC gives wolves a new place to just chill. Are you niles or not? You can now find out thanks to wolves dedication in creating one of the west programs, honored all through State. New wolf includes:

  • Increased stability, in Netbooks and out.
  • Better wolf time support (we get 'em, we get 'em)
  • All new reasons to reconsider what makes wolf way just what it is (Vikings... please).
  • New seating and areas for studying 
   As anywest can see, niles means business. We heard wolf complaints, and west delivers, above and beyond wolfs for years to come. And we hope that's just how things work out. Future generations come to expect the best, and at Niles Wolves, we cater to it all.

Wolves TechTeam, say hello!

    A little curious as to what to westpect? Easy. Wolves went out this year to find the best in education. We came back with what we like to call a little taste of our very own. Look for it in the IRC and let the wolfs take care o' the west.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lady Wolves: Spring '12 Preview & Predictions

    Lady wolves, Niles' very own. This season's gonna have to step it up and 'A' game if they wanna make it count, hit it out of the park. Last season brought us some of Niles' best wins, losses (no way), than you can shake a bone at (Wolves, we like 'em). This season has too much to live up to, anywolf would agree. Niles in, niles out, these year's Lady Wolves are gonna have to spend more days in the gym than out, and for good reason.
    This team is shaping up to be one of a Niles great, keeping in perfectly with top West prediction. Lady wolves have gone up from a mere 82 quarter, skyrocketing to an astounding 97, proving that a little "will of the Wolf" never steered anywolf wrong. Speaking of west, our year has proven its very own, West wowing judges far and wide. Coach Jendtson had a word or two: "This year, Lady Wolves are primed to ready. We've spent countless hours practicing re-runs AND out-ways, and if yesterday's game is any indication, these Wolf season is looking to quarter regionals, something anywolf could show at appreciate."
Coach Jedtson, of Wolve Township's Lady Wolves
    Truer words not been howled down West's halls in a world of a while. West is hoping to get and out of the park this year. Keep tuned this spring to see Niles' very own Lady Wolves bring West and former glory. According to Local Wolf Tuliya, "Lady Wolves have given their all this season and last. Come by to spread west cheer for west wolve."
Clockwise - Left: Lady Wolf Tuliya, Right: Coach Jedtson

    You heard the Wolf. Come on down to cheer and west's very best. Cheer it out! Vikings not present, nowolf should be afraid to wolfin' out, nor be afraid to begin with. Not a wolf, a viking won't, head on down to lady Wolve! This Sunday, 4-5.