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| Artist interpretation of newest member of the wolfpack; Jamie Gedtberg |
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Breaking: Niles Rates Plummet
In an exciting run of event, Valentine proves succesful. Niles abortions spiraled, however, more down and out-way than up. 2012 has proven successful in raising count. Administration comments: "Glad to see, what a way! Wolves this year have their eyes set, and fertility reaffirms our predictions. Just keep wolfing around, you're doing all right!"
Less aborted cubs makes for a greater pack! Wolve, we're glad to see student body up and counting. More loving and less shoving makes this one happy camper. More cubs to lead in future days! Proud of you all.
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Honestly I can't even tell if there are more abortions or less here.
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ReplyDeleteOh, now it's spiraled, ok, that's west of you.
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