Monday, February 20, 2012

Update: Vikings Stir Up Controversy

  Here we go, retreading it all again. Right when you least expect, they come in and call it home. Who else, you might ask, other than the [Niles] Vikings, Wolves' very own northbound competitor. Here they are again, causing what they like to call a little of their own, but all for what?
   It was high noon. I went with a couple of the guys to see the new flick, and to universal dismay, a Viking approach, blocked out the way. of course, they didn't last. However, they did make this day off a little less than what we hope to be, thanks to Vikes thinking they can get a little ahead of themselves. Let this be a message to all Vinkings: We won't want to see you, not now; never. The Westfield mall, contrary to popular belief, is not Vikings' domain. Westfield. Let it ring in a while. Good? Our wolves, our place.
Will this poison take over? Niles prays not.
    Way to soil the Niles day with your sick antics. Who are you to come on in? Not only have they been coming into the movies, but the Vikings have been showing up all over. Listen, has this ever occured to administration? Separate; not equal. Come on, these are Vikings. The only thing they'd know is how cry all day long, not to mention they could never get anywhere close to our basket greats (Juloie, we love you). The sooner we get closer to rebuking North-West integration, the best for all of us. Wolves won't have to see another ugly-mug Viking, and Vikings get spared the wrath of Wolve. As much as I never want a Vike to benefit, everyone wins.
  So, go to your next PTO, to request that  Niles reconsider pro-Viking legislation. This is outr territory, not to mention, Vikings...? In all seriousness, who are these guys? Get em out, soonest at best. lest you see Niles overrun buy Viking, but that should be minimal concern, given the results that so few were left...

1 comment:

  1. You know, I think it's time for Viking-wolf integration. How else can our little wolf cubs grow? This rivalry is outway and down, and no one is better for it. We're learning.

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